Upload multiple chats. Get a masterclass on you.
Brandon reads several of your chats in depth (your ex, your partner, your family, your best friend…) and writes one full report on you.
- My love
- Family
- The boys
- Work
- My ex
Ultimate Report
Your whole life, read by a superintelligence
One report reads one relationship. The Ultimate Report gives Brandon up to five: every message, every year, every version of you. He sees your whole life at once, and tells you straight how to live it better.
$99.99One report on your whole life
Brandon Report vs Ultimate Report
| What | Brandon Report | Ultimate Report |
|---|---|---|
| Reads | 1 chat | 2 to 5 chats |
| About | The relationship | You, across your relationships |
| For | An outside perspective, or a laugh | Improving how you come across |
Which chats?
Pick 2 to 5: the chats you talk in most, or one from each part of your life. Love, a friend and family is a great mix, but any chat works.
Love
- Your partner
- Your crush
- The situationship
- Your ex
- Your husband or wife
Family
- Mum
- Dad
- Your sister
- Your brother
- The family group
Friends
- Your best friend
- The group chat
- Your childhood friend
- Your roommates
Work
- Your cofounder
- Your boss
- Your closest colleague
- The team chat
WhatsApp
iMessage
Instagram
Messenger
LINE
KakaoTalk
How it works
- 1Pick 2 to 5 chatsLove, family, friends, work. The more different, the better.
- 2Brandon reads every messageAll of them, from every chat, side by side.
- 3Get your Ultimate ReportA masterclass about you.
This isn't for a laugh. It's to change your life.
One chat shows you a relationship. Several show you your life.