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Upload a chat. Brandon tells you what's really going on.

Brandon reads every message and writes what he really thinks about everyone in it.

Not sure which chat to try?

  • The friend group
  • Your relationship
  • The family group
  • The situationship
  • Your ex
  • The work chat
  • Your crush
  • Your best friend
  • The talking stage
  • Long-distance
  • The new one
  • Married

And any other chat.

Works with your chat app

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