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What Brandon Thinks

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  • Family
    A family WhatsApp group lighting up the moment someone drops their group-chat report into the chat.
  • Situationship
    A situationship reacting on iMessage after one of them drops the report into the chat.
  • Boyfriend
    A couple on WhatsApp cracking up the second one of them shares their relationship report.
  • Best friends · part 1
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 1)
  • Best friends · part 2
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 2)
  • Best friends · part 3
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 3)
  • 11 months
    A couple on iMessage laughing and crying over the relationship report one of them just sent.
  • Lads' trip
    A lads'-trip iMessage group blowing up the second the report drops in.
  • Family
    A family WhatsApp group lighting up the moment someone drops their group-chat report into the chat.
  • Situationship
    A situationship reacting on iMessage after one of them drops the report into the chat.
  • Boyfriend
    A couple on WhatsApp cracking up the second one of them shares their relationship report.
  • Best friends · part 1
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 1)
  • Best friends · part 2
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 2)
  • Best friends · part 3
    Two best friends glued to their iMessage the second one of them drops the report in. (part 3)
  • 11 months
    A couple on iMessage laughing and crying over the relationship report one of them just sent.
  • Lads' trip
    A lads'-trip iMessage group blowing up the second the report drops in.
  • Girls
    A girls' WhatsApp group erupting after their friend drops the report into the chat.
  • Boyzzz
    A boys' group chat detonating after someone fires their report into the chat.
  • Ex
    A friend on WhatsApp losing it the moment someone drops in their report about an ex.
  • Love report · part 1
    A couple reacting on iMessage as the report lands in their chat. (part 1)
  • Love report · part 2
    A couple reacting on iMessage as the report lands in their chat. (part 2)
  • Old friend
    Two old friends on WhatsApp, laughing and tearing up when the report hits the chat.
  • Extended family
    An extended-family WhatsApp group reacting the moment someone shares the report.
  • Father & son
    A father and son on WhatsApp howling after the report drops into their chat.
  • Boys' group
    A huge boys' WhatsApp group cracking up the second their group-chat report lands.
  • Girls
    A girls' WhatsApp group erupting after their friend drops the report into the chat.
  • Boyzzz
    A boys' group chat detonating after someone fires their report into the chat.
  • Ex
    A friend on WhatsApp losing it the moment someone drops in their report about an ex.
  • Love report · part 1
    A couple reacting on iMessage as the report lands in their chat. (part 1)
  • Love report · part 2
    A couple reacting on iMessage as the report lands in their chat. (part 2)
  • Old friend
    Two old friends on WhatsApp, laughing and tearing up when the report hits the chat.
  • Extended family
    An extended-family WhatsApp group reacting the moment someone shares the report.
  • Father & son
    A father and son on WhatsApp howling after the report drops into their chat.
  • Boys' group
    A huge boys' WhatsApp group cracking up the second their group-chat report lands.

FAQ

Who is Brandon?
Brandon is our AI. You give him a chat, he reads every message, and he writes what he really thinks of everyone in it. No filter.
What is this?
You drop in a group chat. Brandon reads every message, then writes a brutally honest, very funny report on everyone in it.
Classic or Deep — what's the difference?
Classic is the original: Brandon writes what everyone in the chat thinks but never types — sharp, funny, a little too honest. Deep is for your most important relationship: an honest outside view of what's really going on between you that you can't see from the inside.
What's "How Others See You"?
A report just about you. Upload a few of your own chats and Brandon tells you how you actually land on people — and what to change to land better with the ones who matter.
What kind of chats work?
All of them. Family thread, couple chat, friend group, work crew, your situationship. The messier, the better.
Which apps does it support?
WhatsApp and iMessage.
How long does it take?
About 5 minutes on your side to export the chat and send it over. Then Brandon takes about 5 minutes to write the report. It lands in your WhatsApp or email inbox when it's ready, so you don't have to wait around.
Is it safe to share my private chat?

Yes. Here's exactly how it works:

  • Your conversations aren't stored. The chat you upload is used only to write your report, then permanently deleted. We never keep it.
  • About Anthropic. Claude, the AI that writes your report, is made by Anthropic. They don't use what we send to train their models, and they keep no trace of it.
  • You're in control. Anytime, you can delete your reports or your whole account. Deletion is permanent.
More on how we handle your data
How do I share my report?
You get a private link. Send it to the people it's about. That's the whole point. We've watched mums cry-laugh, friend groups lose it, couples read it out loud…
I'm a creator. Can we work together?
Yes — we run a paid creator program and we're actively looking for people to join. You get paid to start a fresh account from scratch and post videos about Brandon. Every view earns, with weekly payouts. Join the program at gumgumcreators.com